Attorney General John Ashcroft is visiting an elementary school. After the typical civics presentation, he announces, "All right, boys and girls, you can all ask me questions now."
A young boy named Bobby raises his hand and says, "I have 3 questions:
Just then the bell sounds and all the kids run out to the playground. Fifteen minutes later, the kids come back into class.
Ashcroft continues, "I'm sorry we were interrupted by the bell."
A young girl raises her hand and says, "I have 5 questions:
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