Two Peas In a Pod

A man walks into a bar. He sees a good-looking, smartly dressed woman sitting on a bar stool. He walks up behind her and says, "Hi there, how's it going?"

Having already had a few drinks, she turns around, faces him, looks him straight in the eyes and says, "Listen! I'll screw anybody, any time, anywhere, your place, my place, it doesn't matter."

He says, "No kidding, I'm a banker too! What bank are you with.

Table of Contents