|The Cremated Husband|
A woman recently lost her husband. She had him cremated and brought his ashes home. Picking up the urn that he was in, she poured him out on the patio table. Then, while tracing her fingers in the ashes, she started talking to him.
"Irving, you know that fur coat you promised me?
"Irving, remember that new car you promised me?
"Irving, that emerald necklace you promised me?
Still tracing her finger in the ashes, she said, "Irving, remember that blow job I promised you? Here it comes!!
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