Bubba, the Doctor

A doctor in rural Kentucky wanted to get off work and go hunting, so he approached his assistant Bubba," I am going hunting tomorrow and we don't want to close the clinic. I want you to take care of the clinic and take care of our patients.

"Yes, Sir!!!" answers Bubba.

The doctor goes hunting and returns the following day and asks, "So, Bubba how was your day?"

Bubba said he took care of three patients. "The first one had a headache so I gave him TYLENOL."

"Great," says the doctor, "and what about the second one he asks?"

"The second one had stomach burning and I gave him MAALOX, sir," says Bubba.

The doctor replies, "You're good at this Bubba, and what about the third one?"

"Sir, I was sitting here and suddenly the door opens and a woman enters like a flame. She undresses herself, taking off everything, including her bra and her panties and lies down on the table, spreading her legs and shouts: HELP ME! For 5 years I have not seen a man!!!!!"

"And what did you do Bubba?" asks the doctor.

Bubba replied, "I put drops in her eyes."

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