A young man wished to purchase a present for his sweetheart and,
after careful consideration, he decided on a pair of gloves. Accompanied by
his sweetheart's sister, he went to a department store and bought a pair of
white gloves. The sister purchased a pair of panties for herself. During the
wrapping, the items got mixed up. The sister got the gloves and his sweetheart
got the panties. Without checking the contents, he sealed the package
and sent it to her with this note:
This is a little gift to show you I have not forgotten
your birthday. I chose these because I noticed you are not in
the habit of wearing any when we go out in the evening. If had
not been for your younger sister I would have chosen the larger
ones with the buttons, but she wears the short ones that are
very easy to remove. These are a delicate shade, but the lady I
bought them from showed me a pair she had been wearing for three
weeks and they were hardly soiled. I had the salesgirl try them
on for me and she really looked smart. I wish I could put them on
you for the first time. No doubt other men's hands will come in
contact with them before I have a chance.
When you take them off, blow into them before putting
them away as they will naturally be a little damp from wearing.
Be sure to keep them on when you clean them or they might shrink.
I hope you like them and wear them for me on Saturday night.
All my love,
P.S. Just think how many times I will kiss them during the coming
year. Also the latest style is to wear them folded down with
the fur showing.