Old Is When
  • OLD' IS WHEN ... Your sweetie says, 'Let's go upstairs and make love,' and you answer, 'Pick one; I can't do both!'

  • 'OLD ' IS WHEN ... Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you're barefoot.

  • 'OLD' IS WHEN ... A sexy babe catches your fancy and your pacemaker opens the garage door.

  • 'OLD' IS WHEN ... Going braless pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.

  • 'OLD' IS WHEN ... You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along.

  • 'OLD' IS WHEN ... You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police.

  • 'OLD' IS WHEN ...'Getting a little action' means you don't need to take any fiber today.

  • 'OLD' IS WHEN ... 'Getting lucky' means you find your car in the parking lot.

  • 'OLD' IS WHEN ... An 'all nighter' means not getting up to use the bathroom.

  • 'OLD' IS WHEN ... You are not sure these are jokes!

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