|The Trick Question|
WIFE: If I died would you get married again?
HUSBAND: Definitely not!
WIFE: Why not? Don't you like being married?
HUSBAND: Of course I do.
WIFE: Then why wouldn't you remarry?
HUSBAND: Okay, I'd get married again.
WIFE: You would? (with a hurtful look on her face) Would you sleep with her in our bed?
HUSBAND: Where else would we sleep?
WIFE: Would you put away my pictures, and replace them with pictures of her?
HUSBAND: That would seem like the proper thing to do.
WIFE: And would you let her use my golf clubs?
HUSBAND: She can't use them; she's left-handed.
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